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Wolfey
17 Jul 2006, 08:43 AM
Hey, i saw this and thought it was funny.

As an added bonus for taking the "REDNECK CHALLENGE", here's some southerly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece... Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them. ;)
Wheat Bun On Swiss
17 Jul 2006, 09:22 AM
Watch old yeller and cry your heart out >:P
Deli
17 Jul 2006, 10:28 AM
Watch old yeller and cry your heart out >:P

What are you talking about, and how does this relate to hitching a ride home with the pizza delivery person while drunk??? I'm just asking.
Gator
17 Jul 2006, 10:31 AM
What are you talking about, and how does this relate to hitching a ride home with the pizza delivery person while drunk??? I'm just asking.

Agreed! :rolleyes:


Very funny Wolfey, but I don't think their insurance would cover it. :D
Strobes
17 Jul 2006, 11:07 AM
nice
Kol Klink
17 Jul 2006, 12:46 PM
And I thought this was a thread about Cleatus. I am now disappointed.;)
Eskimo
17 Jul 2006, 01:39 PM
You might be a Redneck if...


You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.


You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.


You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".


It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.


You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.


you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.


You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.


You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE".


Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.


You have a close relative named "Cletus".

taught yu peeps kuld yus sum redneck lurnin'
sharp65
17 Jul 2006, 02:16 PM
nice eskimo :)
Macgyver
17 Jul 2006, 03:24 PM
I thought Red Neck meant you were out in the sun too long.

:D :D :D
El_Matador
17 Jul 2006, 03:43 PM
And I thought this was a thread about Cleatus. I am now disappointed.;)

Now THAT was funny!!! Not that Cleatus resembles a redneck in any way, shape, or form. Hehehehehe
Cleatus
18 Jul 2006, 11:39 AM
And I thought this was a thread about Cleatus. I am now disappointed.;)


Well when I think of a redneck I think of a large white man, with a beer gut, and a sun burned neck.

I only have one of those attributes, the sun burned neck.....lol



Now THAT was funny!!! Not that Cleatus resembles a redneck in any way, shape, or form. Hehehehehe

And what the hell do you think is so funny?